girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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admhawthorne:

halcyonsound:

insenial:

ai-yo:

they saved her life

Y’all don’t understand what this scene means to me. This Christian girl wearing the flower crown and the white bedsheet was going to murder Piper for not kowtowing to her homophobic bullshit. Like, Piper is out here about to get shanked when the inmate counselor is within ear shot and can see what’s about to go down. Piper calls out for help, and the counselor turns his back and leaves, knowing full well that Piper might die. This is what a lot of Pacifists don’t understand: you can not react in a non-violent manner to someone who is trying to kill you. You have to be able to use the appropriate amount of force to disarm them, and thanks to these fantastic women of color, Piper didn’t die. This scene was everything.

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gif set

Fuck, how did I not notice this. Those women straight up saved Piper’s ass.

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littlesestras:

my-pregnant-unicorn:

what if clone club got to write an episode of orphan black WHAT WOULD WE DO

every other line someone says ‘hella’ 

every dead clone is resurrected

everyone has sex

bump n grind is literally always playing

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“Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
Tatiana: I’d love to meet Simon Pegg. I saw ‘Shaun of the Dead’ when it first came out, and it came to us a little bit later in Canada, but I was just blown away. I was just like, ‘This is a perfect film.' I cried. I laughed. I was terrified. I believed every moment. I just thought it was so brilliant. 'How’s that for a slice of fried gold?’.

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”

Tatiana: I’d love to meet Simon Pegg. I saw ‘Shaun of the Dead’ when it first came out, and it came to us a little bit later in Canada, but I was just blown away. I was just like, ‘This is a perfect film.' I cried. I laughed. I was terrified. I believed every moment. I just thought it was so brilliant. 'How’s that for a slice of fried gold?’.

(Source: -emmaaa, via orphan--isthenew--black)

josheeta:

hate-the-endings:

josheeta:

CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

IM SO EXCITED

GALE GETTING PREGNANT 

KATNISS DYING

PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT

SNOW GIVING BIRTH

PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME

RUE IS A ZOMBIE

CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK

EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS

OMG! DISTRIC 14!!

Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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